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Jun 24Liked by Theophilus Chilton

This must be read in the voice of David Attenborough - or Nigel Farage.

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Theo I have an Eleven Lab account, maybe we could whip something up as "narration". We'd spare no expense.

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Jun 24Liked by Theophilus Chilton

Love it! You can also pick out many Affluentius and Activistius by their nearness to mongrel dogs and especially very aggressive dogs, which they constantly refer to as "rescues" in speech and in blogs. They display hostility toward ordinary, purebred, peaceful dogs, showing that liberalis are a threat to more than one species' well-being. Many of the liberalis also consume large amounts of poison, apparently not in the belief that drugs are needed as sustenance but as a way of smelling and looking like the rest of the herd.

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Jun 24Liked by Theophilus Chilton

AI could help you synthesize pictorial average phenotypes of each subspecies.

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A bit too libertarian for my tastes.

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I'm just trying to reach out to the Hayek types, LOL.

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Jun 24Liked by Theophilus Chilton

Outstanding - I would love you to find an equally talented artist to create detailed images of all the subspecies and then have a booklet printed up. I would be first in line for 100 copies…

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Jun 24Liked by Theophilus Chilton

Bravo! Excellent reading thank you

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Caution. Most forms of Liberalis are so bad at reproduction that they are forced to parasitically infecting the young of others with their behavior, usually in "honey trap" type installations called "universities."

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Hilarious!! Well done, and yes David Attenborough needs to narrate this. What a gross species though, hope that I don’t find any around my area, might need an exterminator.

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Might I suggest Schickelgrüber & Associates? Very thorough and have worked in the Eurasia area before.

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For each type of liberal I’m seeing a weirdo score and line drawings like in “Cherohonkees, food court druids, and other creatures unique to the republic.”

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Yellow-bellied! Ahahah!

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